10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln