10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water