10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"