10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel