10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz