10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event