10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.