10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]