10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim