10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.