10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers