10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs