10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed