10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from