10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes