10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.