10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak