10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth