10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.