10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• It's Free To Fold...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.