10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks