10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.