10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare