10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.