10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.