10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.