10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.