10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger