10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?