10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare