10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers