10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.