10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson