10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS