10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.