10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for loners.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers