10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.