10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com