10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You have to piss with the dick you have