10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers