10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.