10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.