10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!