10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.