10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Welcome to kicker school
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?