10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.