10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Fold and live to fold again
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth