10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"