10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!