10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant